December 2011
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
shellimouto:
litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
this is awesome
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“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making...”
– Neil Gaiman’s wish for 2012 (via julie911)
reachformyrevolver:
i’m quickly discovering i don’t just ‘like’ things
i inhale and absorb things and use them as energy to obsess even more
I AM A BLACK HOLE OF INTERESTS
Suspended between apathy and misery, unable to find an anchor; heaven is always brief, a warm dream to be shattered by cold realities.
I was free, free of the love that had suffocated me—newly enamored, infatuated—breaking chains and withdrawing to quietly lick my wounds. I was free, eyes glazed over, entranced by the contrast of blue skies against your bright eyes, by the feel of the...
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Ani.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
bigmamag:
I can’t
“Oh lover, don’t look at me, lover, don’t look at me
I’m too afraid you’ll see...”
– Blaqk Audio: Down Here (via createmebeauty)
s1ngitout:
bl0w-a-kiss-at-the-methane-skies:
idk why everyone associates rock and metal with the devil for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
But we all know that Satan’s favorite band is Nickleback…
“‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...”
– J.K. Rowling (via pro-recovery)
“I put my hand on him. Touching him was always so important to me. It was...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via wryer)
