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Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.

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denmarksdicksickle: how do you socialize when you hate everyone

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takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR

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musafeer: But guise just imagine for a second what if the Republicans win the election where is Canada gonna fit all of us

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Having sex doesn't make you a whore. Just like...

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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted 
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted 
7 pm: about to pass out 
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

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me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why

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