Anonymous asked: Spock, Kirk, Neil Patrick Harris
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY.
Okay, I can’t kill Spock or Kirk because then they wouldn’t have each other and I can’t just break up the space husbands. I love NPH, but SPACE HUSBANDS ;___;
I suppose I’d marry Spock because then I’d get to have intellectual conversation with him every day and he’d be allowed to continue his relationship with Kirk whilst our marriage would be very platonic.
I don’t want to have sex with any of them, for they are male, but eh. It’s James Tiberius Kirk, and it’s only once. I guess I’d survive.
